Brandon Ellrich is So Gay

Brandon Ellrich is So Gay

Things This Cow Is Probably Thinking

Believe me, I'm a bovine psychic moodium

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Brandon Ellrich
Apr 02, 2025
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A black bull stares at the camera in a muddy barn lot
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We may never know what goes through the minds of animals, but for this bull, it’s probably one of these things.

Or maybe this is just a cock-and-bull story.

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Did I forget it’s picture day?…

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