I'm not sure which story was the funniest. Buffalo Bill, I think! I have a collection of first date stories on Medium Seventy and Still Dating. Will transfer them to Substack at some stage. Or write some new ones.
I can't get over how funny the Buffalo Bill/murder house section was. I would've tied the guy up if he wanted to get freaky with me. And yes, I've used Grindr. I even occasionally download Grindr periodically out of curiosity to see who will pop up (no, I don't act on anything, I'm in a committed, monogamous relationship) lol but I am a damn flirt.
That was funny! Dating girls is not much different. I went home with a girl who I really liked and we got in bed. We were cuddling a little and then she said, "I think I should tell you I was with a needle user recently, and I have herpes. I can't remember how I excused myself.
Haha. Well... at least she told you, I guess. I probably would've asked to use the bathroom and climbed out the window. Maybe told her I forgot to feed my dog or forgot that I HAD a dog.
I'm not sure which story was the funniest. Buffalo Bill, I think! I have a collection of first date stories on Medium Seventy and Still Dating. Will transfer them to Substack at some stage. Or write some new ones.
Those should be fun to read. Thanks, Adrienne!
I live in a murder house and have sex in it on a semi-regular basis.
Sounds nice. I'd like to work UP to semi-regular.
I can't get over how funny the Buffalo Bill/murder house section was. I would've tied the guy up if he wanted to get freaky with me. And yes, I've used Grindr. I even occasionally download Grindr periodically out of curiosity to see who will pop up (no, I don't act on anything, I'm in a committed, monogamous relationship) lol but I am a damn flirt.
Yeah, I would've tied the guy up but left him for the skinsuit guy.
I hear from many gay guys about how many times they've downloaded and then deleted Grindr. It's addictive.
Thanks for reading it. I'm glad you liked it!
That was funny! Dating girls is not much different. I went home with a girl who I really liked and we got in bed. We were cuddling a little and then she said, "I think I should tell you I was with a needle user recently, and I have herpes. I can't remember how I excused myself.
Thanks! I'm glad you liked it.
Haha. Well... at least she told you, I guess. I probably would've asked to use the bathroom and climbed out the window. Maybe told her I forgot to feed my dog or forgot that I HAD a dog.